Woof! The more I live with you two-leggers, the crazier my life gets! Let me give you a perfect example of just how weird – but fun – my life can be. Recently, I went very far away with my two-legged pack-dad and pack-mom in our rolly box. My Uncle Matt and Aunt Lisa – both two-leggers – came in …
W oof! For many, many sleeps, we have been away from our pack-den and my lake. You would think that I would be very sad about that, but I am actually having the time of my life! You see, a while ago my two-legged pack-dad, pack-mom and me got in our rolling box and went very, very far away. It …
Woof! Woof! I’m so excited that I just cannot contain myself! It happened again! I knew it would! When the Magic Tree comes to our house, sooner or later, the fun white stuff shows up outside on the ground! And I love it! Most of my two-legger friends know that I go swimming every day. I actually love swimming the …
Woof! Well, it happened again. It happened the last time the outside got cold – and the time before that, too. What happened? The Magic Tree came back. You see, when it gets cold outside, sometimes a tree appears in our house. I don’t think it grows on its own; I think my pack-dad and pack-mom bring it in. Now, …
Woof! I love being outside when it’s cold – like it is now. The colder the better for me! My two-legged pack-family takes me out to go swimming every day – no matter how warm or cold, but I like the cold best! When I go out to swim, my pack-family calls it, “Beau’s Throws.” It’s a thing!And the cold …
W oof! I have been worrying about this for a long time now. I have tried to ignore the evidence, but I just can’t. The smells… the looks on their faces… I can no longer deny it. I think my two-legged pack-dad and pack-mom are cheating on me. What the woof! It all started a couple of years ago when …
By Beauregard McCoy, translated by Jim McCoy W oof! It’s been a wonderful month at Lake Anna! I got to swim every single day – even when my pack-mom and pack-dad did their disappearing trick (more about that later). I also started eating a new food (which I love!) and last, but not least, I started teaching my two-legged pack …
Woof! I love balls! Any ball! Big ball? A little ball? It doesn’t matter! I love balls. I go outside every day and fetch balls in the lake. It’s my favorite thing to do! As a matter of fact, I start following my two-legged pack-dad around in the middle of the afternoon knowing that my time will soon come. Then …
Woof! I love my morning routine! I usually wake up before my two-legged pack family, but that’s okay because I’m happy to wake them up! All I have to do is stick my cold, wet nose into my pack-mom’s sleepy ear. Bada bing…wide awake! I have learned not to start with my pack-dad. He just rolls over and goes back …
Woof! I made a new friend! He was right in my front yard. He’s a four-legger… Kind of like me. But he’s pretty small. His little four legs are about as long as one of my toes! Anyway, I went out to do my business… and there he was just walking in my grass. My first thought was, “Hey…A new …
